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treeskinOr, from Sex Toy to Pirate Hand Puppet in two easy steps.....
Did get that faux fur mitt knitted up last night, even took it for a test drive, only to have it used against me. Squeeked, by my very own Byron, can you believe that? And then, when I complained, he folded a corner of the mitt over to imitate an eyepatch, mock-scowled at me, and drawled "yarrr". No more pirate movies just before bed for that man.
I've worried my coworkers today--walked in smiling (at 6am, even), and have been rather cheerful all day, despite having to deal with contractors and stupid architect stuff. J, my supervisor, is threatening to call By and tell him that we need to have sex more often, if I come into work this cheerful. Pervy hobbit sex two nights in a row, go me!
Courtney went home sick at lunch; she's only been getting 3-4 hrs sleep a night for over a week, between upset baby and dealing with the baby's father. Her new boyfriend, M, is encouraging her to go through the legal processes for either sole custody, or child support from the father, who has given her a grand total of $40 since she got pregnant, not babysat at all, and is generally making her life difficult. I offered to host a discussion between his kneecaps and a hammer, but she said she'd try the lawyers first. No one lets me have any fun.
Did get that faux fur mitt knitted up last night, even took it for a test drive, only to have it used against me. Squeeked, by my very own Byron, can you believe that? And then, when I complained, he folded a corner of the mitt over to imitate an eyepatch, mock-scowled at me, and drawled "yarrr". No more pirate movies just before bed for that man.
I've worried my coworkers today--walked in smiling (at 6am, even), and have been rather cheerful all day, despite having to deal with contractors and stupid architect stuff. J, my supervisor, is threatening to call By and tell him that we need to have sex more often, if I come into work this cheerful. Pervy hobbit sex two nights in a row, go me!
Courtney went home sick at lunch; she's only been getting 3-4 hrs sleep a night for over a week, between upset baby and dealing with the baby's father. Her new boyfriend, M, is encouraging her to go through the legal processes for either sole custody, or child support from the father, who has given her a grand total of $40 since she got pregnant, not babysat at all, and is generally making her life difficult. I offered to host a discussion between his kneecaps and a hammer, but she said she'd try the lawyers first. No one lets me have any fun.
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Date: 2004-01-21 01:19 pm (UTC)I always knew By was a fellow pyrate.
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Date: 2004-01-21 07:46 pm (UTC)You may be part of the fellowship of pyrates, but you have enough courtesy (or maybe self-preservation) not to squeek me at inopportune moments.
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Date: 2004-01-21 03:18 pm (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2004-01-21 07:49 pm (UTC)To make matters worse, Pet was tickling me this evening, and when I asked him where he learned his manners, he told me from Byron. Mrph. Double mrph. I'll have to watch those two.
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Date: 2004-01-21 07:51 pm (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2004-01-21 08:15 pm (UTC)Shouldn't you be studying?