More Friday morning amusements

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This is a repeat, but someone I know hasn't seen it, so I'm sharing again: The Very Secret Diaries of the Fellowship of the Ring.

A sampling, from the Very Secret Diary of Sauron, for those who might have forgotten:
Day One:

Dirty weekend with Elrond turned sour when I told him purple was not his color.

Day Five

Have been marched against by last alliance of men and nancing elves. Is transparent attempt by Elrond to get back at me for comment about purple. I will not take it back! I told him purple made him look like an eggplant, and it does. Is no need for him to get so shirty about it.


Go! Read! Corrupt Share with the unknowing!