For my fellow Discworld fans....

The lyrics to that ever-present thread in the books, as gleamed from the pages by those who have no life (and added to by some strange units), and archived below.

BTW--if anyone's seen a suggestion of melody for this, I'd love to see it. It'd make the perfect anthem for Heretic Camp.

( The Hedgehog Can Never Be Buggered At All )

Edited to add: Found a bit of sheet music with lyrics here.

Another version here, showing the original lyrics ('Bonnie Dundee'). Hmmm :)

A link for Cammie

That cross stitch site I'd mentioned this morning is Subversive Cross Stitch. Very traditional looking samplers, until you read them. Enjoy! :)